What I have learned...

from having a baby boy is

• applesauce is made to be picked up and rubbed on your head for instant hair gel
• trucks and/or cars should be driven on walls, mirrors, any and all furniture
• spitting and making spit noises out of your mouth is considered hilarious
• anyone who is eating or remotely near the kitchen needs to share the food
• big sticks that are inserted into sliding glass doors for 'security' are meant to be swung around the house, and banged repeatedly on hardwood floors
• climbing is an essential part of the day
• all household items can be thrown regardless of size